BEEN SICK

What did I miss my biotches????

THE WEEKEND

Sick all weekend.. Sick still.. This totally blows...

Hope your weekend was phenom.

Peace.

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th BIOTCHES!

THE WORST

So this one night my friends and I were sitting around drinking and decided to come up with the worst name you could ever, ever call someone.

We came up with - PUSS INFECTED FUCK HOLE!   See photo below.

If ever there was one, this douche bag is it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M A WINNER BIOTCHES!!!!

It all started with an amazing blog written by a very *hawt* blogger named Julie...

Here's her link, check her out!  '47 And Starting Over'

Then *hawt* blogger Julie decided in her infinite wisdom to have a freebie give away.. 

Enter the oh so talented, creative and awesome Crystal.  She has an Etsy Shop that you must go see!  Follow this link....  'Chaya's Corner'

I won the coveted key fob - sorry fellow bloggers biotches but it's mine! - To see what the rest of you missed out on while you were masturbating, watching porn, doing laundry instead of entering this awesome give away, go to this post, "Who Wants A Freebie?" on *hawt* blogger Julie's blog.

Yeah, see don't ya' wish you had entered the give away?  I hope that orgasm clean laundry was worth it!

I'M NOT FLYING ON THIS PLANE!

Would you fly on a plane with a crack in the window?????

THE KARDASHIAN'S

Ya' know if all you needed was a fat ass and some big ass lips to be famous I should've been shopping on Rodeo Drive a long fucking time ago!

Who are these people???????